Things that make you go AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH

Via Mock, Paper, Scissors:

If we’re going to strengthen our economy and grow jobs, this type of outreach – and cooperation between the administration, Congress, and the private sector – are critical.

–Jamie Dimon, chairman and CEO of JPMorgan Chase & Co

Dimon’s compensation over the last three years has averaged $21,991,394 a year. President Carebear and the Republicans will give Dimon and extra $1,179,000 next year.